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2026 (7 posts)

Starlink now available in…the Strait of Hormuz March 18, 2026
This why: 1 March 16, 2026
I am this old…sigh…. March 15, 2026
Wordle 1,721 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 March 6, 2026
I’ve achieved my longest reading streak January 23, 2026
This is why I stopped parachuting January 11, 2026
Happy January 6th for all those who celebrate. January 6, 2026

2022 (29 posts)

taxes @POTUS December 31, 2022
I watched that holiday classic this morning, 10 Cloverfield Lane. December 24, 2022
Stole this one and never used it December 21, 2022
Why does my WalMart always look like the aftermath of a… December 21, 2022
Prows new owner of The Clapper December 20, 2022
The vast majority of respondents voted for tomorrow or later December 16, 2022
This is never not funny December 15, 2022
Best bumper sticker ever. December 13, 2022
Prayer for the Pirate December 12, 2022
RT @AustinVols: A group photo of every wide receiver that’s… December 4, 2022
Twittergate December 3, 2022
GoArmy GoArmyBeatNavy @USAA December 3, 2022
Sooooo close December 2, 2022
This is the privacy report for a MINESWEEPER clone December 2, 2022
Did Elon just buy YouTube November 30, 2022
haha November 28, 2022
How does Matt Rhule keep falling up November 26, 2022
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! November 24, 2022
Brutal beatdown from none other than @RyanDLeaf Jets suck. November 23, 2022
Well, no way the servers survive this November 20, 2022
Time to dust off this old gem… RIPTwitter November 18, 2022
andor stolen November 15, 2022
RT @melshardae: quick n dirty piece bc I couldn't get this… November 15, 2022
If Josh Brolin could do it, why couldn't Jason Mamoa November 10, 2022
RT @HarrisonKrank: It’s time for Elon to bring back Vine October 28, 2022
My cats busy at work today. October 8, 2022
This is why you don't let your children watch Netflix… February 4, 2022
Redskins fans upon hearing the awesome new name of their team... February 2, 2022
To start 2022 on a high note, I earned this award by… January 24, 2022

2021 (28 posts)

RT @xkcd: Board Game Party Schedule xkcd.com/2486 July 8, 2021
Grandpa and grandson with our white shirts and bow ties. June 6, 2021
On here almost 15 years, and still not even close to 3,000 tweets May 24, 2021
I’ve been on here since 2007 and I only have 3,000 or so Tweets May 15, 2021
It’s gotten so silly now I refuse to type “May the 4th be with you” May 5, 2021
Went to Walmart and figured I’d see if they had any… April 27, 2021
For those who don’t understand all that goes into a migraine April 12, 2021
Preseason games are not opening day games April 6, 2021
RT @YouVersion: Jesus is alive April 4, 2021
NewProfilePic March 27, 2021
Sorry I'm late with this one InternationalWomensDay March 11, 2021
Joe Biden March 11, 2021
The guy running the stockmarketcrash is the same guy behind… March 4, 2021
Eventually all vowels are gonna be replaced by Xs. March 1, 2021
I’m resigned to the fact that I’ll be able to use… March 1, 2021
Last night I tried my hand at a little @DaveinTexas style bakeTweeting March 1, 2021
Someday I will gain another follower. February 22, 2021
🤯 February 21, 2021
Well, this happened February 15, 2021
RT @noahsmom7: This is English, supposedly 👵🏼 February 10, 2021
Can’t believe more people aren’t talking about this NASCAR… February 10, 2021
Tweet from 2021-02-10 February 10, 2021
I’m a libertarian, but gosh darn I love stealing oil from… February 8, 2021
RT @wharrison51: So did Yoda set up the banners for tonight’s game? February 8, 2021
It’s 20 after 5, and I’ve reached my daily reading goal February 6, 2021
RT @yaf: When is Jen Psaki going to hammer and "sickle… February 4, 2021
I don’t need friends that tell me I’m wrong for maxing out… February 3, 2021
No idea why John Candy is trending in politics, but its the… February 3, 2021

2020 (11 posts)

RT @HermanosdeA: Still hilarious braves October 16, 2020
DuckDuckGo is my search engine of choice August 21, 2020
My Twitter is so old that it keeps whining about getting… May 25, 2020
Hey @Frenchs what is with these nonstraitline psychos?! May 15, 2020
Stop judging my guesses MaskedSinger April 30, 2020
RT @SwaggerofUT: Famous NFL fatherson combos April 26, 2020
Tweet from 2020-04-01 April 1, 2020
RT @gmannVOLS: This is ours March 11, 2020
Current mood: food coma FoodNetwork TournamentOfChampions March 5, 2020
Wait, eggs AREN’T vegan March 3, 2020
RT @ScottBaio: 🤔👇 March 2, 2020

2019 (17 posts)

Suck. Total suck. At least Charlie gets some pt. WSHvsATL May 30, 2019
ToukiSighting ATLvsSF May 22, 2019
Do you remember when you joined Twitter May 20, 2019
Somebody’s momma is calling the principal and trying to get… May 18, 2019
Brewers fans trying to rage quit this game May 18, 2019
Do French people call it “Mothuers Day”? May 9, 2019
Do English people call it Mouthers Day? May 6, 2019
There goes the nohitter SDvsATL April 30, 2019
A brief moment of silence for all the kids Tyler Flowers… April 15, 2019
No doubt on that @cculberson8 shot April 15, 2019
RT @FOXSportsBraves: Having himself a night April 14, 2019
RT @FOXSportsSouth: Josh Donaldson brings the rain April 14, 2019
Way too many pitches April 13, 2019
Has anybody actually checked Swanson’s ID to make sure that… April 10, 2019
Dear other decades, Sorry about this April 8, 2019
Have to say that the Cubs have some serious problems April 5, 2019
Good thing we didn’t get that Saints / Chiefs matchup February 4, 2019

2018 (21 posts)

$yeouch CashAppFriday December 28, 2018
RT @MLB: More than a first pitch. September 12, 2018
That Mack trade seems to be working out September 10, 2018
They are trying to sell these September 3, 2018
I’m not watching another Star Wars movie until they start… August 21, 2018
Least worst pitcher for the Braves tonight. August 18, 2018
BibleLens getting to know me very well August 5, 2018
Maybe taking a selfie wasn’t the best thing BibleLens… August 4, 2018
Do you remember when you joined Twitter May 20, 2018
Crap. didthanoskill.me May 4, 2018
Trying not to let this affect my phone May 4, 2018
A tv show with J.J May 2, 2018
Thanks @AtlantaFalcons for ignoring all your other obvious… April 27, 2018
Wait, since the rapture didn’t happen, I just wasted the… April 24, 2018
The VoiceAmerican Idol hottake April 19, 2018
I’m usually not this mean March 7, 2018
RT @VolHoops: "Let's have fun winning championships." March 4, 2018
I can now bookmark things March 1, 2018
RT @pattomasulo: Really enjoying NBC’s coverage of The Hunger Games. February 15, 2018
Tennessee: that has to have been the most embarrassing… January 11, 2018
RT @VolFootball: Let’s ride 🍊🏈 January 9, 2018

2017 (40 posts)

RT @YouVersion: For to us a child is born, to us a son is given.. December 25, 2017
True December 4, 2017
Wish I could find the original of this one November 17, 2017
RT @Msummerslowe: November 15, 2017
Be sure you spend a few moments today in God’s Word for… November 13, 2017
Circle now November 8, 2017
Whelp. Back to not caring about Jeopardy. October 13, 2017
280 character hack Twitter October 1, 2017
Just do this July 25, 2017
RT @NateSilver538: THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON: 53eig.ht/2sjbRML July 3, 2017
bible.com/59/act.1.8.esv June 4, 2017
Uh....how? Everybody ought to check their settings. May 22, 2017
Sky rat enjoying his meal outside my window May 11, 2017
Do they love me or is it the @BurgerKing sack filled with a… April 23, 2017
This little fella greeted me the other afternoon as I was leaving April 22, 2017
I deleted a bunch of inactive accounts last night and now… March 24, 2017
Because Georgia March 21, 2017
RT @iamrichscott: @edstetzer March 19, 2017
Obamacare vs March 7, 2017
One girl sleeping in her bed February 21, 2017
When you need your hauls with the Vols February 20, 2017
How I won @Aluckylady's heart messageonakrystal February 11, 2017
messageonakrystal February 11, 2017
The more I tweet, the fewer followers I have February 10, 2017
The cat is uninterested in your fake historical mockumentary February 6, 2017
South Georgia be like furyroad January 31, 2017
Sorry about that January 30, 2017
CFBPlayoff heh January 18, 2017
I rated Sing (2016) 5/10 IMDb imdb.com/title/tt3470600 January 18, 2017
Only took me 10 years to amass 200 Twitter followers January 17, 2017
Tomorrow my beloved gets healed January 12, 2017
It was either Obama's farewell or pay money to watch SingMovie January 11, 2017
"Not too hard, Not too soft" January 10, 2017
Can't wait until these replacement refs are gone January 8, 2017
Snowmagedon 2017 ☣️ Snowmagedon2017 January 6, 2017
RT @emzanotti: The finished Star Wars crossstitch, complete… January 6, 2017
Level of migraine: Dobbie January 3, 2017
Okay, I'm bored with Twitter again January 2, 2017
0hi0 CFBPlayoff OSUvsCLEM January 1, 2017
Adios 2016 January 1, 2017

2016 (8 posts)

RT @Snoopy: Merry Christmas! December 25, 2016
Silent Night by Chewbacca December 22, 2016
youtu.be/8pg1obK0Qfo There's only one reason I'm posting… December 16, 2016
I am literally stunned that @bamapachyderm isn't all over… December 14, 2016
I don't mind one bit December 12, 2016
This will explain Star Wars to all my friends who haven't… December 4, 2016
RT @JoeyPezzino11: Guy in the stands at Patriots game… October 3, 2016
What if Twisted Sister took it March 4, 2016

2015 (7 posts)

Whelp, this about covers it September 23, 2015
bible.com/72/1jn.3.16.hc… July 19, 2015
Tonight awana bible.com/59/rev.21.34.… May 13, 2015
Key verse tonight May 7, 2015
header cat image is header cat image extralarge weightwatchers April 6, 2015
RT @mercyme: April 4, 2015
RT @YouVersion: Romans 5:8 ESV HolyWeek bible.com/59/rom.5.8.esv April 4, 2015

2014 (2 posts)

So...Blogger, huh? April 1, 2014
So, yeah, found out tonight that @txd went under two weeks ago April 1, 2014

2013 (44 posts)

Instagram: now with 100% more secrecy December 12, 2013
I smell a new rule next year MNF November 19, 2013
After 4 hours of being thrown around driving on multiple… November 13, 2013
Just about now members of the 2008 lions are waking up in… November 12, 2013
How bad was the Panthers/Giants game September 23, 2013
Miami August 5, 2013
This is so wrong…don’t look.. July 26, 2013
Internet gremlins got me last night, I guess July 23, 2013
Thunderstruck July 11, 2013
’Rolling with the Tiger‘ Survivor vs July 10, 2013
realistic xkcd.com/1232/ July 8, 2013
So close. @YouVersion bible.com/app July 7, 2013
Are those eggs on the side July 5, 2013
Apple cider vinegar July 4, 2013
Totally unofficial, but totally worth it June 27, 2013
Start A Mumford Band June 25, 2013
FBC Clinton (MS) made this amazing video for @relientK’s… June 23, 2013
This just happened twitter June 21, 2013
BTW, the best, worst moment of Fresh Prince of Bel Air… June 21, 2013
Hey steers, smell you later June 21, 2013
Since you liked GHOST CAT, you might enjoy GHOST SHIP June 19, 2013
Since you liked THE ARISTOCATS, you might enjoy THE ARISTOCRATS June 19, 2013
Since you liked 28 DAYS, you might enjoy 28 DAYS LATER June 19, 2013
When I was a kid I don’t remember thinking how awesome it… June 18, 2013
How we like to celebrate Father’s Day ’round these parts June 17, 2013
And Man of Steel was the most fathercentric mainline movie… June 16, 2013
Saw Man of Steel June 16, 2013
Okay, last one June 16, 2013
Love this one, too youtu.be/EAjyce9thMk June 16, 2013
Blast from the past from @johnreuben youtu.be/p9aXaeheYFw June 16, 2013
The @YouVersion Bible App has a permanent spot on my home screen June 13, 2013
They almost shut @YouVersion down June 13, 2013
This made my incredibly early morning yesternight. May 23, 2013
When I learned of the terror attacks in London, I… May 22, 2013
Yeah, Twitter search for Daft Punk brings interesting results May 21, 2013
Okay, so @Flickr is ridiculously awesome again. May 21, 2013
I cannot explain just how incorrect ye olde “Who To Follow”… May 21, 2013
taptaptap this thing still work May 6, 2013
I decided not to run for Senate March 27, 2013
Opera moving to WebKit brings up the same problem that… February 13, 2013
Can’t begin to explain how true this is.. February 13, 2013
Yeah, that rage–filled comment toward Kevin Smith didn’t… February 11, 2013
I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO KILL KEVIN SMITH MORE THAN EVER BEFORE!! February 11, 2013
Can’t talk February 11, 2013

2012 (74 posts)

I may miss a deer, but at least I can say I tried November 17, 2012
Totally fits November 17, 2012
Sigh. Nostalgic. ebay twinkies November 16, 2012
We knew this day was coming November 16, 2012
As is my custom, I just remembered that tv show I tend to… November 16, 2012
Ah, 5:46 in the morning, my old nemesis November 15, 2012
Managed to make it through a 24–hour period without… November 15, 2012
Freshly washed balloons, a tallboy Pepsi, and Advil Migraine November 14, 2012
Nobody in the WalkingDead smokes November 12, 2012
I hadn’t even noticed the opening to the WalkingDead changed November 12, 2012
My timeline is making me want to read the original Sherlock… November 12, 2012
Veteran’s Day: Reveille November 11, 2012
Wish I could just stick these CDs strait onto my iPhone… November 11, 2012
Here’s an ACTUAL zombiemusical that doesn’t involve Zombie… November 11, 2012
Thinking of giving up sports altogether and replacing all… November 11, 2012
Listening to the Les Mis movie soundtrack November 11, 2012
Speaking of zombies, Matt Millen sighting on the Twitters. November 11, 2012
I kid, I love Anne Hathaway November 11, 2012
Saw Les Mis trending, thought, “Somebody is actually making… November 11, 2012
And this is how my week CONTINUES to go... November 11, 2012
The product of last night’s migraine–fueled creative spree November 10, 2012
Use of the Stocks app on my iPhone has gone up by about… November 9, 2012
Ah, 9:58, we meet again November 9, 2012
In my trending topics I got James Bond, Karl Rove, Vegas,… November 9, 2012
But I did turn Éponine into a monstrous conduit of flesh–eating horror November 9, 2012
So, yeah, people are gonna wonder what I was doing all night November 9, 2012
Even worse, you have to be smart to understand it November 9, 2012
I fear for Elementary’s survival November 9, 2012
RT @netflix: Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged" November 9, 2012
Q: How do you treat your early morning migraine symptoms November 9, 2012
Then there’s.. November 9, 2012
In the inconceivably–unlikely chance you wanted to figure… November 9, 2012
Maybe 2 or 3 people in the universe will get it November 9, 2012
That last tweet, friends, is probably my best Twitter work, ever. November 9, 2012
And rain (and rain) will make the flowers (will make the flowers) .. November 9, 2012
Some people like cats, some people like dogs, but I’m… November 9, 2012
Actually thought about this for the first time in my life: November 9, 2012
Not even 10 yet and I’m asleep November 8, 2012
Who else turns on lights so they can see their iPhone/iPad screen? November 8, 2012
Accurate caption is accurate. November 8, 2012
I wonder what’s gonna happen when Disaster Relief runs out of money. November 7, 2012
The only political sign ever put outside my house November 6, 2012
Twitter should be pretty boring today, huh? November 6, 2012
The worst crime of the desert is knowing where the water is… November 6, 2012
Well. Halfway there. Falcons November 5, 2012
Remember WalkingDead fans, don’t ruin it for the DVRtypes November 5, 2012
I wish to add Mikel Leshoure to my fantasy football team now November 4, 2012
It only took Apple about 35 years to start showing somebody… November 4, 2012
I’m cooking pizza November 1, 2012
Trying to be very quiet November 1, 2012
Yes, up at a respectable hour November 1, 2012
8 am, my old archnemesis November 1, 2012
Finally got the iPhone trained right October 31, 2012
Totally amazed at what my iPhone thinks I'm trying to type October 31, 2012
Whoever made the opening to Elementary needs to be paid more October 26, 2012
Ancient 2012era connectors on these iPod/iPhone stands October 26, 2012
How do I make it through the night October 20, 2012
I would love my cycle of blinding pain and depression–laden… October 20, 2012
Combo birthday/get well soon cake October 17, 2012
Tis the season, I guess October 5, 2012
yearslater September 28, 2012
I'm gonna take you to the circus, buy you a bike, and teach… September 28, 2012
Also, hey there inconsistently updated 5yearold Twitter account September 28, 2012
But you know who is rockin an awesomer header thingee September 28, 2012
BTW, not sure about the new header images Twitter. September 28, 2012
What's better than 3:05 am microwave bacon September 28, 2012
Take THAT Google Maps Street View April 23, 2012
I thought everybody had already seen this by now March 31, 2012
...and have been listening to this for the past hour.. March 27, 2012
likeyoucoulddoitbetter youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw March 19, 2012
Apple was planning on buying all their stockholders a gallon of gas March 19, 2012
And now the browser wars are starting up again March 19, 2012
That was so supposed to be "eh it's free" March 8, 2012
Well, I'm back March 8, 2012

2008 (98 posts)

I just realized how not normal I am April 11, 2008
“I don't want to be anywhere near Digg.com the day that the… April 10, 2008
I can no longer see the awesomeness that is my background image April 9, 2008
/me is waiting for Strongspace to show up in the Google… April 8, 2008
Trying to find a simple way to say, “lack of complexity.” Any ideas? April 8, 2008
So…plans A through L haven’t worked out quite right April 8, 2008
Proximity is overrated. April 7, 2008
1999: come see my site April 7, 2008
Pandora + PandoraBoy = No Last.fm April 5, 2008
I find it amazing that the folks on the iScrobbler forums… April 3, 2008
Twittering at 75% means that productivity is at 25% April 2, 2008
Must add at least one more person to follow to continue my… April 1, 2008
The secret ingredient is love April 1, 2008
I have a package going from Nevada to California April 1, 2008
Now Quotably has featured users April 1, 2008
I’m young enough to not be set in my ways, dumb enough to… April 1, 2008
“By jove! I’m being humble!” — The Screwtape Letters March 30, 2008
Quotably has archives and ‘with others’ now March 30, 2008
The new WP.org looks like the been–around–for–a–while MT.org March 29, 2008
You know what would be swell March 29, 2008
How pointless is Mahalo March 28, 2008
…and by ‘Change Billing Address,’ I mean, ‘Change Billing… March 28, 2008
Someday, they will speak in awe of what I did. March 28, 2008
Twitter just needs to buy http://quotably.com/ March 24, 2008
…and by ‘Quit’ I mean ‘Stop Being On,’ Firefox March 24, 2008
Why, is the Twitter logo bigger March 23, 2008
okay, time for take two…after some deep breathing… March 23, 2008
CURSE YOU STINKING MAC OS X COPY/PASTE BEHAVIOR MESSING UP… March 23, 2008
I wouldn’t say I’m the least bit hip (or leet as the youths… March 22, 2008
First Recent and Archive switch places, now the twitter… March 22, 2008
Is it possible to spam Twitter March 21, 2008
One update every week or so March 18, 2008
It appears Last.fm got its shuffle technology from Apple March 12, 2008
Thanks to the Font of Adam Betts (known on my computer as… March 7, 2008
Good old Twitter API February 29, 2008
Apple iPhone SDK event next week February 27, 2008
You know what February 26, 2008
In case anybody was wondering (oh, how I know so many of… February 23, 2008
Monk February 23, 2008
One of my newly–added peeps has an avatar that's not like the others February 22, 2008
Liturgical work ROCKS! February 22, 2008
Attention LOST addicts February 21, 2008
A LinkedIn request beat the filters February 21, 2008
THE TWITTERRIFIC ICON IS NOT THE TWITTER ICON!!! February 21, 2008
Clicks on Replies tab February 21, 2008
I turned on the Twitterrific long enough to be reminded why… February 21, 2008
Uh...man this thing is so much better now that it's off Joyent February 8, 2008
Watching the replays of the Supabow, I was unaware Tom Brady wore 92 February 4, 2008
45° angle for my stats this week February 2, 2008
The best CARS moment, ever http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=418 February 1, 2008
First AtAT, now CARS February 1, 2008
Apparently, AT&T has merged their data network with Twitter. January 31, 2008
Biggest day in the return of the old .com is today January 31, 2008
Seriously considering dumping Twitter now January 31, 2008
Touring reddit again January 31, 2008
I just said, "that girl needs to put on a shirt that's a… January 30, 2008
Today's the best day for MacStansbury.com since I returned… January 29, 2008
I have entirely too much fun messing with my subhead under… January 28, 2008
This won't lend itself to people trying to game the system AT ALL January 28, 2008
Happiness is knowing you've frugally only used 0.006213% of… January 28, 2008
I'm noticing a lot of sites with the unholy pentagonal:… January 28, 2008
I am the best bug reporter, ever January 28, 2008
Wow! Twitteriffic sure is quiet...when you don't turn it on. January 28, 2008
Either the internet shut down for the day, or nobody's posting stuff. January 26, 2008
The Apple texttospeech correctly pronounces ‘bidness.’ I… January 26, 2008
'Secrecy' doesn't look right, but, yeah, that's how you spell it. January 26, 2008
Whoever thought is was a good idea to bring back sidebar… January 25, 2008
If I see one more app add "Flickr upload and Apple's Media… January 25, 2008
Nothing says, “we're in this together,” like a coughing fit… January 25, 2008
I find there's nothing better than slicing a fresh apple January 23, 2008
Mmm...and come to think of it, they should start paying me,… January 23, 2008
And while I'm thinking about it, Twitter also needs to add… January 23, 2008
Also, Twitter needs to start their own Tinyurl–like service January 23, 2008
Twitter needs to just buy Terraminds January 23, 2008
Appropriately, the first thing Spotlight picks up when you… January 23, 2008
Down to 69 RSS feeds January 22, 2008
All my bitter rage has transmogrified into mild contempt… January 21, 2008
Question, Twitterverse: has Twitter replaced chat? January 20, 2008
Dear blog makers: if you decide to stop blogging, shut off comments January 20, 2008
Uh, how come my direct message became a not direct message January 20, 2008
I'm wishing They Might Be Giants would to learn to move… January 19, 2008
Just now noticing that myskitch.com is now skitch.com January 19, 2008
Counting down to the moment some brilliant critic figures… January 18, 2008
FTF is now a paltry 1.52 January 18, 2008
Kids, your word for the day is ‘somnolent’ January 18, 2008
Why, yes, that IS my answer to everything. January 18, 2008
Down to 83 RSS feeds January 17, 2008
I love my life sometimes January 16, 2008
No, Mr Bond, I expect you to…what's wrong with your chest January 16, 2008
TL;DR FTW! January 16, 2008
Default setting in Photoshop, FTW! January 16, 2008
You know what that is January 15, 2008
I take it Twitter has been uncrusherated by the MWSF announceration? January 15, 2008
I has changed my name for faster witter repartay January 15, 2008
I'm Grizzly Adams January 10, 2008
I successfully used the word ‘hornswoggled’ in a sentence January 9, 2008
Ah, my master plan to cover my Facebook profile with as… January 8, 2008
Number of high–quality tweets not… January 5, 2008

2007 (356 posts)

I am now adding every one of those Facebook applications as I can December 27, 2007
What, you expected me to use this every day? December 27, 2007
Twitter. Angst. December 6, 2007
Cookie deleting meta: 80% are Webtrends, 10% are Mint. December 5, 2007
Having an internet connection isn't always the best… December 3, 2007
Must…resist urge…to drink…Listerine…on table…but it looks… November 30, 2007
They are going to refer to tonight's Dallas/Green Bay game… November 30, 2007
I no longer get 419 spam November 29, 2007
There is no greater source of knowledge than the guy from… November 29, 2007
Now, time for the 15 minutes of actual work I do per day. November 29, 2007
What I really want is a website that only tracks interesting people November 29, 2007
…must…resist…urge…to…link…to own…site… November 28, 2007
Hugs rule November 27, 2007
Silly trucker hats I can do November 26, 2007
Must…break…egg nog…addiction… November 24, 2007
Boy, have they improved the Google Webmaster Tools! November 24, 2007
WHY IS THE INTERNET FULL OF THINGS I WANT TO BUY?!?!? November 24, 2007
dayoldturkey++ November 23, 2007
Yes, 140 characters is too much some days. November 23, 2007
bison++ because lean red meat is crazy delicious! November 21, 2007
I think my website looks nifty, so there November 21, 2007
Happiness is a plate of warm bison and a tankard of premium egg nog November 20, 2007
Update to bison cooking: bison isn't bad November 20, 2007
Cooking bison November 20, 2007
In your Facebook profile, you can choose any religious… November 20, 2007
Yahoo mail beta works in Safari 3 November 19, 2007
But coach, 60 Stretch farlaaaaaa doesn't work against the… November 18, 2007
You know, I think the Bears were about to apply the kind of… November 18, 2007
Does anybody else just put in extra spaces in their tweets… November 17, 2007
plusplusbot++ because now I've got YET ANOTHER reason to… November 16, 2007
Snarf is this Safari 3 a neato thing November 15, 2007
Pownce goes boom November 14, 2007
I guess my truckerhatless profile is now cold and dead. November 13, 2007
You can have my trucker hat when you pry it out of my cold,… November 11, 2007
I can't stand it when people, in an effort to be helpful,… November 11, 2007
Get “Rebuild” from Switchfoot for free (and help Habitat… November 10, 2007
What did I tell y'all about my TwittertostuffIhavetodo ratio November 9, 2007
Times like this I wish my Twitter muse had some sort of… November 9, 2007
Why is it I'm always at least a couple of hours late to the… November 8, 2007
You stupid people and your "sleeping." That's what I get… November 8, 2007
FTFWTH is now .5 (Followers To Following With Trucker Hats) November 8, 2007
I can't seem to scrounge up $9.95 for a MarsEdit upgrade,… November 8, 2007
I'm putting entirely too much thought and effort into this… November 8, 2007
I had something remarkably humorous I meant to write in a… November 7, 2007
60s: WE'ERE ON SULLIVAN November 4, 2007
I now see why da youts don't dig the Twitter as much as us… November 2, 2007
I am amazed at just how many things you can do with Twitter apps November 2, 2007
I'm waiting for somebody to say, "you're not a Twitter… November 2, 2007
Having the same PageRank of daringfireball.net just goes to… October 31, 2007
I can has PageRank October 29, 2007
And now the buddy icons are six–across October 28, 2007
Ah, the joys of synchronized spam: “Configure your email client (e.g October 26, 2007
I haven't really been paying attention, but apparently… October 26, 2007
Facebook humor: I refuse to hug a vampire or a werewolf or a zombie October 25, 2007
I'm using Ubuntu, and nothing's on fire October 24, 2007
At first, I thought it was just me, but Twitter's messing… October 20, 2007
Oh, THAT’S why I tried to get rid of Facebook. October 18, 2007
The biggest problem with Twitter October 18, 2007
Mac OS X 10.5 — 300+ improvements, none of them a… October 17, 2007
So…iTunes OS X 10.5 October 17, 2007
Ladies, a quick Halloween tip: easiest way to scare your… October 13, 2007
Couldn't get Quicksilver to work, saw that it crashed October 12, 2007
Somebody remind me why they cancelled Firefly? October 12, 2007
Lots of DTP win for me tonight October 11, 2007
I heart alligators October 11, 2007
Is anybody else completely insulted by the Visa commercials… October 10, 2007
Favorite steaks in order of precedence: filet mignon, top… October 9, 2007
Trap games rule October 9, 2007
I spelled Sacagawea right on the first try October 6, 2007
There are times when the depression hits you so strong and… October 6, 2007
I'm serious, is there any time when the More Cowbell sketch… October 6, 2007
They used my favorite line on My Name is Earl October 5, 2007
Twitter looks different again. October 4, 2007
Don't you hate it when people get in your way October 3, 2007
First DNS, now Technorati...this doesn't work for somebody… October 3, 2007
Actually, I take that back: what I just wrote is like the… October 3, 2007
Now I see what people were complaining about the Twitter API October 3, 2007
One of my favorite lines from Far Side cartoons was, “Oh… October 2, 2007
Someday, people will think of me and wonder just how they… October 2, 2007
Don't ask what I was doing up at this hour, but Chelsea… September 27, 2007
All the icons in my Dock are blue September 27, 2007
You put arsenic in my sandwich September 26, 2007
Note to self: read the baby books. September 26, 2007
Why can't they put any Monday Night Football on Tuesday… September 25, 2007
I heart girl bands September 25, 2007
Inspiration by interruption September 25, 2007
FTF is now 1.87 – I'm the most popular person, evah September 25, 2007
Still no DNS love September 24, 2007
Resolve, DNS September 23, 2007
I just closed the door to work privately September 22, 2007
Skeletor was framed. September 21, 2007
I'm having entirely too much fun messing with MySQL right now September 20, 2007
Ctrl+scroll wheel = zooming Macintosh fun September 20, 2007
After messing with one domain in every conceivable way for… September 19, 2007
There's not nearly enough dust on my desk September 18, 2007
McNabb is not healthy September 18, 2007
The Internet September 17, 2007
Down to 69 feeds, and yet to break into convulsions September 13, 2007
Proof I need to take a break: I just spent 2 minutes trying… September 13, 2007
What did we all do before Twitter September 13, 2007
This isn't good: 11 voicemails from Wednesday. September 12, 2007
And somebody just used "brb" in a tweet September 12, 2007
Sadly, MacStansbury so thoroughly pwns Meadow Hill its not funny September 12, 2007
AOL Radio surprisingly devoid of evil September 12, 2007
The Scourge of 4c566c September 12, 2007
No! Tell Wednesday I'm in a meeting. September 12, 2007
I take that back September 12, 2007
Hello Wednesday September 12, 2007
I just checked, and there's no spiritual gift of yelling at people September 12, 2007
Beal needs Twitter September 10, 2007
If I ever won a lot of money, it'd be something like… September 9, 2007
It's New Growl Day September 8, 2007
Wheeeel in the sky keep on tuuurnin' (no idea where that came from) September 8, 2007
Who hates people who use Twitter to do those "new post" things September 8, 2007
Sleep for the weak September 7, 2007
John Stansbury, Movable Type groupie September 7, 2007
After hating on the iPhone for months, now I want one September 6, 2007
Twitter's going to be offline for a couple of hours tonight September 6, 2007
I've never – ever – seen this much angst AGAINST Apple before September 6, 2007
I guess I'm the only person who's opinion of Apple was… September 5, 2007
BAD CHEESE SNACK CONTAINER September 5, 2007
Using Safari for Windows makes me think the unthinkable — I… September 4, 2007
FTF of 1.47 after some profile culling August 30, 2007
Ah, yes. Apparently they've added this "Next" link for the… August 30, 2007
HaHA, Twitter August 29, 2007
Note to self: whenever you make a design decision in the… August 28, 2007
Hmm. Somebody that used to follow me doesn't follow me… August 27, 2007
Facebook is the Firefox of social networks August 27, 2007
Dear NBC: I was good with Heroes the first time August 27, 2007
Stunningly, after running around like a 3dgrader for four… August 26, 2007
Mac OS X's builtin dictionary doesn't have the definition for caconym August 25, 2007
Turning on iChat makes me wonder what I ever did before Twitterific August 25, 2007
Is it bad when you crack up at your own lolcat pictures? August 25, 2007
Have I yet mentioned that the shuffle function in iTunes… August 24, 2007
YouTube is MySpace with videos. August 24, 2007
I guess I wouldn't really say I'm "suffering" from… August 20, 2007
What is wrong with me August 15, 2007
Our village is being sacked again August 15, 2007
FTF is now 1.2 August 14, 2007
Poker, blackjack, same thing August 14, 2007
Worst night of poker in my life August 14, 2007
All ED commercials must die August 14, 2007
Nose bleeding August 13, 2007
Me + Culture = Fail August 13, 2007
I'm such a noob August 12, 2007
King Arthur: NI August 11, 2007
I have but one email address for the first time since...ever... August 11, 2007
I'm waiting for the C4 version of Twitterific August 10, 2007
Quick tip: it's rude to bring a date to your marital counseling. August 10, 2007
Several monthold Starburst Fruit Chews = FAIL August 9, 2007
I have 98 Gmail invitations August 9, 2007
I'm liking co.mments more and more August 9, 2007
Sleeping has not been particularly successful for me this week. August 9, 2007
A day without widowed text is like a day without being… August 9, 2007
Did anyone notice there's no iTunes in iLife '08? August 8, 2007
FOR THE LAST TIME, MY ICON IS RIPPING OFF APPLE, NOT ADAM BETTS!!! August 8, 2007
How to get me to follow you on Twitter: 1 August 8, 2007
Twitterific needs the "in reply to" post haste August 8, 2007
I am Iron Man, doing the things an iron can August 7, 2007
Apple's new Numbers app is a spreadsheet layout program August 7, 2007
I've got the scoop on the announcement from Apple tomorrow:… August 7, 2007
2(shrimp) + (white+sauce) + noodles + heat (God+Hates) = (me+happy) August 7, 2007
Oh, yeah, and Jeff August 6, 2007
I have more followers than following August 6, 2007
I am 94% burned out August 6, 2007
I'm in ur feeds, removin' ur content August 6, 2007
Gutenberg had his Bible, we have a 16 hexadecimal code August 5, 2007
Baseline grids hate me. August 5, 2007
Wanna know my beef with fish August 4, 2007
Sleep. Goes. Here. August 4, 2007
I hate fish August 3, 2007
Aaaand another iPhone story August 3, 2007
Holy Crap! I haven't seen an iPhone story all...oh,… August 3, 2007
I heart the country August 3, 2007
I am dangerously close to the breakeven point on Followers/Following August 3, 2007
Email slots, where you press "Get New Mail", over and over,… August 2, 2007
Playing latenight email slots August 2, 2007
I spent many of my early years on the internet hunting and… August 2, 2007
NetNewsWire makes RSS worth doing August 2, 2007
WHAT IS IT TONIGHT August 1, 2007
Geez. "Obstensively." Howz about "ostensibly?" Me and my… August 1, 2007
So, tonight's topic of grammatical embarrassment for me… August 1, 2007
Installed Witch, hoping it would be able to figure out… July 31, 2007
Quick! Think of something witty to put on Twitter! And it's… July 31, 2007
Say, remember them 9 things I linked to today at Ma.gnolia July 31, 2007
I am not constructing my day around the videos at the top… July 30, 2007
Ah, 9 internet pages on the internets bookmarked July 30, 2007
Guess who found a bunch of things he was saving for a rainy… July 30, 2007
I am only 80% awake at this hour, so that's a good thing, right July 30, 2007
Some days I just struggle to find the good things while… July 29, 2007
Anybody else think the Google Toolbar is like… July 28, 2007
Okay I just checked and there's still no egg nog July 27, 2007
Shuffle in iTunes is worthless July 27, 2007
I send out Pownce invite July 27, 2007
I just used the word "Rocktackular." It's time for bed. July 27, 2007
What's more depressing: taking weeks to get a Joost invite,… July 26, 2007
Said by me in response to a smart lady tonight: "My… July 26, 2007
I'd pay good money to get a good temperature converter that… July 26, 2007
Note to self: apparently, this crack I got is really addictive July 26, 2007
Stupid internet July 26, 2007
250° or 450° July 25, 2007
Sooo...apparently the folks at FeedBurner are telling me my… July 25, 2007
Just customized me some 401, 403, 404, and 500 error pages July 25, 2007
Somebody said, 'cantaloupe,' and I said, "Yes I can!"… July 25, 2007
See? Became immensely unproductive, and not a bit of… July 24, 2007
I've noticed my Twitter activity is directly proportional… July 24, 2007
Industrial strength inbox cleaning. July 24, 2007
So, I wake my computer from sleep to check to see if I had… July 23, 2007
Yes, I am an expert on drivel. July 20, 2007
This is gonna sound odd, but now that I have no friends on… July 20, 2007
The definition of insanity: clicking the "Get Mail" button… July 20, 2007
Man, I love pancakes July 19, 2007
Do you know anyone who's ever bought anything from spam July 19, 2007
I dig humility July 18, 2007
You ever spend a few hours trying to figure out something… July 18, 2007
Something I really love is Apple's Mail can't figure out… July 17, 2007
You did not have a date with destiny July 16, 2007
The last time I went to Atlanta I was disappointed July 14, 2007
I can has new blog template? July 14, 2007
Now replacing disturbing addiction to lounge cover of "Baby… July 13, 2007
I have listened to that cover song of 'Baby Got Back' over… July 13, 2007
For no discernible reason, I've been checking my email like it's 1997 July 12, 2007
Hey, great July 12, 2007
I'm spending entirely too much time on Agent Bedhead July 12, 2007
It seems I have magical whiningtoApple bugfix powers July 11, 2007
What part of "kill them all" do you not understand July 11, 2007
TMBG Podcast 28A July 11, 2007
Guess what's completely Bjorked on my computer July 11, 2007
Nobody ever emails me cool stuff July 11, 2007
I just noticed the javacsript for Twitter sends you code… July 10, 2007
Lemme say this: I don't care what you standards people… July 10, 2007
Ah. 6 more Pownce invites, bringing my Pownce invite total… July 9, 2007
Update: I was only mildly entertained by Finding Neverland July 9, 2007
Watchin' Finding Neverland July 9, 2007
You know what Apple needs to start selling July 9, 2007
I! Love! Explanation! Points! July 8, 2007
Hey! It's raining! In the summer! And there's totally NO… July 8, 2007
I am the King of Stalling July 8, 2007
Does anybody intentionally add friends to Twitter just so… July 8, 2007
I REFUSE TO TAKE ADVICE FROM A MONKEY, NO MATTER HOW MANY… July 8, 2007
I also created the term "temrs" look for it in Urban… July 8, 2007
I am infinitely more creative when I'm stalling July 8, 2007
I also coined the temrs "Powncespawn" and "Powncewhores"… July 8, 2007
I coined the phrase "The Facebookeratti." ME!!! July 8, 2007
I hate lightning storms. July 7, 2007
It's Bungie Day July 7, 2007
I'm dreading having to redo my site, even though I've been… July 6, 2007
I don't read no gobbledygook, BOYZ! July 5, 2007
I wish I had more gum July 4, 2007
I got into Pownce within days of it opening July 2, 2007
I wish there was some way to find out who's actually… July 2, 2007
Creating a blogroll for the first time in years July 2, 2007
Poptarts are the devil's work July 1, 2007
Just used bowchickabowbow for the first time in months June 30, 2007
Eating PopTarts® the forbidden fruit June 30, 2007
I refuse to use say anything today June 29, 2007
Maybe I overstated that June 28, 2007
Writing the silliest thing I've written in years, all in honor of Beth June 28, 2007
Not Twittering enough June 27, 2007
If I could punch the gecko rendering engine in the face… June 26, 2007
Note to self: when downloads are paused, they continue to… June 25, 2007
Trying to get rid of some of the multigigabytes of podcasts… June 25, 2007
I enjoy sleep June 25, 2007
Getting new iScrobbler beta, copying it to the Apps folder,… June 24, 2007
I have no idea what the name of the first girl I kissed was June 24, 2007
My phone, which has said "Cingular" since 1999, turned to… June 24, 2007
Rocketlaunching dogs is there anything they can't do? June 23, 2007
Maaaybe this Firefox thing was a bad idea......maybe..... June 23, 2007
Wait, it's WHEN??? June 23, 2007
Stepping out for a bit June 22, 2007
I just realized I'm documenting my life on Twitter June 22, 2007
Just got done updating one of those MT 2.64 RSS feeds June 22, 2007
The worst part of getting killed by fairies is that not… June 21, 2007
Know what sucks June 21, 2007
Dear England (the BBC specifically): Torchwood sucks June 21, 2007
I've done precious little with social networks as far as… June 20, 2007
How do people with 28944343 friends on Twitter use that… June 20, 2007
I'm on Twitter, look at me June 20, 2007
Ah. That's what made me stop watching Boston Legal. Word.… June 20, 2007
Women: don't start talking about your chest, then stop abruptly June 19, 2007
That's when I started killing people left and right June 19, 2007
Watching the 2006 national championship game on FSN June 19, 2007
Somehow we can put a man on the moon, but we have to open… June 19, 2007
I am sorry to say, after a couple of weeks on my pledge to… June 18, 2007
I think that I will never see, something as annoying as… June 17, 2007
For those of you wondering, it is just amazing how labelers… June 17, 2007
Here's an idea: work on your lesson plan BEFORE 3 am June 16, 2007
Surprisingly, British people don't say NI very much. June 16, 2007
You just can't go wrong with a girl named Jessica who's got… June 16, 2007
I spent the last couple of hours working on something people won't see June 16, 2007
me + arthritis + low pressure fronts = ON NOES!!! June 15, 2007
This is just never going to end, is it June 13, 2007
Next thing in my inbox: put stuff in my inbox June 13, 2007
Apple+1 Icon view FTW!!! June 13, 2007
Let's see: cancer cures June 12, 2007
I swear, someday I'll realize that if I keep on using the… June 12, 2007
Dear Apple: stop trying to make your operating system look like Vista June 12, 2007
lunch. my favorite midday meal. June 11, 2007
I am pure sexful June 11, 2007
Dear the pizza making universe: what's the deal with red… June 11, 2007
Just a suggestion: jp.del.icio.us June 9, 2007
Sadly, I'm considering getting a cat, merely for… June 9, 2007
Writer's. Block. June 9, 2007
Okie Dokie, I has lolcats in mai Facebook June 8, 2007
I'll join a social network and won't link my profile everywhere June 7, 2007
I will not use my Facebook friends to get me the hookup… June 7, 2007
Someday, someone will release a GTD app named "Catharsis" —… June 7, 2007
I have learned a new phrase today: seagull management June 7, 2007
I fear that Jyte is going to take away from my Twittering June 6, 2007
Note to self: cameras work better when you remember to take… June 6, 2007
WOULD'NT find it June 6, 2007
My last relationship ended abruptly, right before I dumped… June 5, 2007
Ha ha! Your footer is fat! June 5, 2007
Ooh, Jenna Bush's new BOOK June 4, 2007
My Twitter addiction is reaching a critical point June 4, 2007
I speak in soundbites June 4, 2007
It has been decided June 3, 2007
Good artists borrow, great artists steal June 3, 2007
Plastering the site with ads June 2, 2007
Last.fm has ads June 2, 2007
Know what would make Analytics the rockinest, ever June 2, 2007
I have no absolutely no natural resistance to Oreos June 1, 2007
It's June 1, 2007, and I've done nothing with my life June 1, 2007
HOW IN GOD'S NAME CAN I BE HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK IN TWITTER May 31, 2007
The captain has turned on the "Fasten Sleeping bags" sign,… May 31, 2007
Messing with Popfly May 31, 2007
I am a terrible email returner May 30, 2007
Have I mentioned my micro–blogging addiction May 30, 2007
I'm wondering just how many ways you can upload to Twitter May 30, 2007
Oh, THAT 3 am in the morning May 30, 2007
Dinner consisting of the four basic food groups: meat,… May 29, 2007
I have a table full of empty cans of caffeine–laden diet beverages May 29, 2007
I hate you, Internet Explorer, with the hate of a thousand… May 28, 2007
Okay, maybe I am emo May 28, 2007
I journal sometimes (totally not in an emo way), and I… May 28, 2007
Playing with lists on Joyent Connector May 27, 2007
Yeah, so, now I got Facebook and Twitter working together May 27, 2007
Fox News: terrible tragedyshot of Dhue's legs May 25, 2007
I won't watch any more reruns of Airwolf May 24, 2007
I wish my spam filter worked on television commercials May 24, 2007
How in the world can CABLE go out in bad weather May 23, 2007
I'm finding out that dryers lie May 21, 2007
Bedtime, it's what's for dinner! May 21, 2007
I really like the lack of stuff to have to do with the blogging world May 21, 2007
Latest episode of Doctor Who – not so hot May 21, 2007
Doctor Who – 42 May 21, 2007
mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn (to the tune of Breaking… May 21, 2007
I am NOT a visigoth May 20, 2007
iming this: "you can only be described as evil in a… May 20, 2007
the word of the night is friggin' May 20, 2007
too old for this thang. May 20, 2007
why, tell me why, am I still awake May 20, 2007
Twittering up my website's profile – css skeelz r guud May 20, 2007
This is bad May 20, 2007
So, this is sending something over IM? May 20, 2007
Signing up for twitter May 20, 2007