All your data are belong to us.

Just kidding.

This is a plain-English privacy policy explaining how this website handles data. It is not legal counsel.

The Short Version

I don't track you. I don't sell your data. There are no tracking cookies, no Google Analytics, no fingerprinting scripts, and no creepy ad networks.

Data Collection & Forms

  • Contact Form: If you message me through the Contact page, you voluntarily share your name, email, and message. This information is used solely to read and reply to your note. It is never sold, rented, or added to marketing newsletters.
  • Comments: There is no comment system on this site, so no account or comment metadata is retained.

Search

Site search is powered by Pagefind, which runs entirely inside your browser using static index files hosted directly on this site. Your search queries and keystrokes are never logged or sent to a third-party server.

Cookies & Local Storage

This site does not set tracking cookies or use local storage for behavioral profiling.

Third-Party Services & Infrastructure

While the site itself runs zero tracking scripts, a couple of external infrastructure services are involved in serving pages:

  • Hosting (Cloudflare Pages): The site is distributed via Cloudflare's global edge network. Like all web hosts, Cloudflare processes standard HTTP request logs (such as IP addresses and browser headers) for network routing, security, and DDoS protection.
  • Typography (Self-Hosted): Fonts (Geist, Geist Mono, and Geist Pixel) are hosted directly on this server as static WOFF2 files. No requests are made to Google Fonts or any third-party font CDN.
  • Sponsors: Sidebar sponsor cards are plain, static HTML links. They do not run third-party advertising scripts or tracking pixels.

Terms of Use

This site is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind. Read at your own risk, laugh at the typos, and don't sue me.

Updates

Last updated: September 2, 2026