Four-hundred-zillion million.

That's how many lines of code it takes to put in ONE SINGLE PIXEL!@!!!!1

I will never wonder why coders love to spend ten strait hours staring at that black background with the thin letters.

For hours.

And pray to whatever you hold as holy that the client doesn't up and decide that they didn't really need that feature anyways.

  1. That may be an exageration. ↩