9. Whoever is messing up my SQL database (you should be glad I'm not your boss)

8. Jessica Simpson

7. The kitten on the road. So small, and had no chance.

6. Jeff Harrell's life

5. Movies from Hollywood

4. Arrogant Internet Moguls who refuse to backup months of work

3. The Global War on Terror

2. My total lack of IRL (I wish I had more IRL, and less not IRL)

1. Forgetting my dreams when I have them

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