9. My veins hate me. With a passion. And they move, I just know it. The little bloody jerks.

8. When a doctor says, "I don't mean for it to hurt," they are lying. I've heard them in their lounge, they are all like, "and then I kept poking him in his side - it was hilarious!"

7. Also, doctors rarely catch the hint when you go, "ow, that hurts." "It hurts when I press here?" "Ow, yes." "Right here?" "YES."

6. FedEx delivers inside the building. Remind me to get FedEx to deliver my heart transplant.

5. Nobody really knows where everything is. If you don't work in it, they don't really know where it is. Even if they've been working there for 3 years.

4. When they are taking X-rays, you are NOT required, by the laws of the State of South Carolina, to smile. That's a blatant lie. Nor are you required to sign a photo release form.

3. Just because someone says, "come this way, drop your pants and have a seat on the table there," it doesn't mean that you should do it...

2. ...especially in the hallway...

1. ...of the Wal-Mart.

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