I’m screwing around on the internet, and I run into this story about my beloved. It seems she is on a list that is hostile to gun-ownership rights, sponsored by the NRA. Sure, it’s all a bunch of political stuff that puts me to…sleep…

(*pokes with a stick*) HUh?! waH?

Oh right…I am just keeping you informed of all the things Britney. I need a life.

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lastmod: '2006-11-17T06:02:24.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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