Like everybody else on the planet, I was interested in Zune news, and how it was going to kill the iPod (etc., etc.). I was overjoyed to find that Engadget not only had the details of the Zune, but the software that comes with the Zune. To say the least, they said it sucked. The software itself was bad, and the installation was a mess. But a few of us noticed something else: the endless stream of pictures of kids. Being social. I think. Honestly, it's hard to tell. They could be fighting each other to the death in some sort of cult picnic for all we know. The pictures are eerily similar to Jesus Movement photos from the 70s, if you ask me. Imagery of young people in struggles with things that don't seem of this world, and whatnot. Take that in mind when you look at this picture. Tell me what you think.

Yeah, that looks painful

Does this look like....

  1. A guy who just found out his entire WHAM! collection just got erased with the install
  2. A guy who's just been possessed by the minions of Ba'al
  3. His frat brothers finally getting their revenge, by way of Ex-Lax

Honestly, I dunno. However, if there's anything it looks like he's doing, it's not having a good social. Why, to have a good social, you need pitchers of iced tea, ice cream, and petticoats. I see no petticoats. This is a petticoatless gathering of worshipers of Ba'al who are intent on ridding the world of popular music through rhythmic twisting of their trunks. At least, that's what it looks like.

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lastmod: '2006-11-15T17:00:07.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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