Spoiler Alert!
This is just to warn you. I will be giving out advanced notice of something that happens in a movie that you won’t know unless I tell you, or you see the movie.

It has been well documented that I can’t stand remakes. I’m not going to tell you were that is, exactly, but there is all kind of documentation. Really.

So when I hear about the remake of Starsky and Hutch, well, I couldn’t hate my iCal movies thingee even more. Not that I don’t love comedy remakes of 70s TV shows that don’t have not even one of the original people from the show.

No, I’m not bitter. Why do you ask?

I’m looking at the super-secret reviewer copy of, lets call it S&H, and I can’t find out anything that you might even be remotely interested in. No, there’s no statue in a cave or appearance by Don Ho. Pretty predictable, actually.

However I was able to find something that most of the people that will like this movie will be interested in.

So, here’s the spoiler:

There’s PARTIAL NUDITY!!!!! Alert the media!!!!

Now, before you start to camp outside the theater for tickets or anything, remember that I haven’t said who is all partially naked. While you’re thinking that it’s gonna be sexy Carmen Electra or Amy Smart, it could as well be Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, or…...Snoop Dog.

So if you want to risk see the OG’s nizzle snizzle, then this movie is fer you.

And before anybody asks, I have no idea how to do that -izzle thing. I’m sure I just blew it.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

status: published
lastmod: '2006-11-18T04:50:49.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
cms: wordpress
custom:
  podPressPostSpecific: 'a:6:{s:15:"itunes:subtitle";s:15:"##PostExcerpt##";s:14:"itunes:summary";s:15:"##PostExcerpt##";s:15:"itunes:keywords";s:17:"##WordPressCats##";s:13:"itunes:author";s:10:"##Global##";s:15:"itunes:explicit";s:7:"Default";s:12:"itunes:block";s:7:"Default";}'
  _utw_tags_0: 'a:2:{i:0;O:8:"stdClass":1:{s:3:"tag";s:13:"entertainment";}i:1;O:8:"stdClass":1:{s:3:"tag";s:8:"spoilers";}}'
  similarterms: movie hutch remakes find starsky interested spoiler people alert thinking naked electra gonna carmen sexy remember start media camp theater