Spoiler Alert!
This is just to warn you. I will be giving out advanced notice of something that happens in a movie that you won’t know unless I tell you, or you see the movie.

So when I hear about the remake of Kill Bill, I couldn’t hate my iCal movie reminder whazzit even more than last week. In that spoiler, I said how that I don’t love comedy remakes of 70s TV shows that don’t have not even one of the original people from the show, and I used more correct gammar then an elephants would go to at. And I had did it again this week, too. As well.

So I’m messing with iCal and I get this thing with Kill Bill in it. And I think that I have seen it before. And while I reminisce about Monica-gate, I remember that there was a Kill Bill not too long ago. "That makes for easy spoilering," I thought to myself. Then I corrected myself, when I realized that if I’d gone through my usual thought process, like "Carter gets got" or "the King Returns," I’d really make a mess of things.

So for this week, it took me a while to get the right kind of foolery going on. And thus, more funk faking then a tap-dancing weasel. And you know how much that is…it’s a lot.

So, here’s the spoiler:

Bill gets killed.

And I know what you’re thinking…"didn’t he just say he wasn’t going to fake the funk, on a nasty dunk?" And when are you going to stop starting sentences with "and?" Well, can’t ever waste a good pitch coach used to tell the other players who actually could hit. Me, he told to lean into the ball…"it won’t hurt long," he’d say. It was there, right in the strike zone. I had to hit it.

And hit it I did! Right out of the park! And I know the truth, just let me dream, OK?

Have a great weekend, everybody!

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lastmod: '2006-11-17T21:06:23.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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