While on military duty, I pledged to keep the world updated on what Britney is doing with her life. At the time, she was unmarried and mildly sane. And completely 100% Madonna-kiss free.

So here’s the dirt to what the Britney has did this week:

1. Remember that great baseball player, Michael Jordan? Neither do we. But now, the very hat he wore as a member of the Birmingham Barons is in Britney’s new video you think maybe it’s because of the B?!?

2. Hey, did I mention her new video yet? It’s funny that I even have to remind you’se peoples about that. You would think that more people would be so obsessive compulsive about it…like me. But the funny thing is how not funny the video is. In fact, the only funny thing is the tacked on Hollywood ending.

Yes, I know the link goes to a parody site, but is getting drugged up and drowned really the way to go?.

3. Obligatory "India, what would I do without ya?" But, man, can they dig up some good stuff. And tieing it to one of my spoilers? Genius! Behold! Tarantino loves Britney Spears!

4. Tour not so good. Do I even need to link to these any more? I want to link to stories like this one. That’s what the kids want to see these days…Edutainment. It’s good to see stories that don’t blast the Brit for making lame, ABC Family, made-for-basic-cable, TV movies.

Wait, did that say ABC Family? Awwwwwwwww crud!!!!! Guess this means well get reviews like this, or this, or this now. And on a side rant, does anybody not plagiarize these days?

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lastmod: '2006-11-17T06:10:48.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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