While fighting against evil, I pledged to keep the world updated on what Britney is doing with her life. At the time, she was unmarried and mildly sane. And not in "dog" fights. You'll get it later.

This week is chock full of stuff. Yes, stuff. Like I'm going to waste the good lines on the description. And I'm really lazy.

On to the links!

1. This week's first link comes from Reuters.com and it-hold on, that's a real news site. How'd that happen? Ooooooh...it's cause Britney won a Grammy. That's why.

2. I spent all week hoping that this story was true. But alas, not only does she deny it, she slammed it. Yet another thing that makes this week seem so truly depressing.

3. In identical stories, India reports that Britney Spears has come out sniping at Paris Hilton's dog saying that her three chihuahuas- Bit Bit, Lacy Loo and Lucky are far better than Hilton's Tinkerbell...."My dogs are stylin' and profilin. Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes. My dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell", Ananova quoted Britney as saying. Vindictive the UK has and actual story.

4. This MTV blurbtalks about Britney's annoying love for stupid Kevin What's-his-name, and even yammers on at her site abou--wait a minute! She won a frick'n Grammyâ„¢?!? That's just weird. So much for the Grammys being taken seriously.

No picture this week, sorry. That's what you get for expecting!

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author: John Stansbury
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