Sadly, this could be the real ad. For the love of shrimp and pizza, people, don't keep making these stupid parody videos, and Apple, stop making these dumb ads for the Daily Show crowd. You're parodying the very people in a way to make them think exactly what they've always been told, that Mac users are snobs who think they know better than everybody else.

Then again, the PC guy isn't anywhere near lovable in this, as in the Apple commercials.

So much hate, up this late at night. Yes, I know it's late at night, and you shouldn't stay up late and write, but I'm out of alcohol and ex-girlfriend's numbers, so none of that for me.

I do have their emails, however.

Now all I need are some strainers and I can find out if that trick with shoe polish really works, or if they were just making fun of me at the academy.

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