Warning: this post is strictly for MacStansbury.com fans (all one of me), and has little to do with anything that would interest the general public. Feel free to ignore. [Like they weren't gonna do that already - Ed.] Oh, great, you don't do anything for months, and now you show up to mock me. Thanks. [Just doin' my job, home-fry! - Ed.]

Doubtless you've seen the Monthly Archives. This outstanding product makes it easy for you to see the rather ballooning list of archive pages by month for MacStansbury.com. It was a conscious decision to put the old, pre-WordPress content back in, just to have that archive-y goodness.

Mostly, it's because of Britney. Yeah, Britney Spears. You see, I created the mythos that is MacStansbury.com as a way to hit on the then single Britney Spears.

Yes, I'm the dumbest person in the history of man. [Uh...nah, too easy - Ed.]

What you might find interesting, however, is that while I was reposting my old stories, I was reminded by how I've gone for months without reading something that made me genuinely laugh. Months. What happened to funny writing?

In an effort to clean that up, I'm getting into the making-with-the-funny writing again (again?) [Aga- ah, crap, you beat me to it. Well played, this round is yours - Ed.] Danke, but it goes to show the quick-thinking wit that MacStansbury.com has fostered for lo these many years.

[-- - Ed.]

Shut up.

I mean it. Shut up.

Another thing you'll notice on MacStansbury.com (besides the extra 40 pixels wide - no extra charge) is the return of regular, scheduled, really good content. Well, scheduled, anyways. I'm putting in some more from the archives, and dusting off some more old features. Because that's what you're looking for in your websites: dusty content.

I blame Britney.

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