Not that I post a lot of material frivolously, but you're likely to miss this, as Kwotes rotates the top IRC/IM conversations. Nigh upon infinite fun is to be had watching the fun and excitement. Behold!

random girl: hey! me: ...hi? me: who is this? random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace random girl: ur hot me: thanks random girl: np me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her me: what should I do? random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing me: oh alright me: I have to go me: my mom is kicking me off me: bye

Okay, so mostly it's all cussy, but there's some really good stuff without the sexual innuendo:

get oral_sex_training_video.mpg Oops wrong window.

Man, would I love to have this stuff on the iChatter Flickr group. And, the reason I'm posting this, since it explains just how messed up chatting can be sometimes:

Thank you for listening to me. You know your a really good listener. Sweety please say something. Ok I'm back.

Maybe I'll get bored and post some more of these. Addendum: This is all just ripped off from bash.org by their stealing stealers. Somebody show me how to random display of a random, finite number of quotes above a certain level (like this) on bash.org and we'll talk.

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  - id: '94'
    author: MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy » Blog Archive » IRC quote of the day
    date: '2006-10-05T13:24:27.000Z'
    content: '[...] So John sends me this, saying simply, “Behold.” *** Topic in #doghouse is ‘Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud’ * Anubis has joined #doghouse <anubis> what fraud? <kadmium> You haven’t heard about it? <anubis> no? <kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com <anubis> omg wtf! *** Kadmium changes topic to ‘Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud [...]'