The DRECK the awful, self-contradictory advertising network for reaching few people, if any

Just a Gwai Lo (and that's it) makes up The Dreck. The awful, self-contradictory advertising network for reaching few people, if any, The Dreck will serve up millions of page views. Eventually. Maybe in about 20 years or so. It's uniquely configured to connect the wrong marketers to a fuzzy, marginal audience.

I've finally found an appropriate advertising network.

status: published
lastmod: '2006-11-01T04:03:45.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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