If there's anything that people know about me and women, it's these three things: 1. I have less of a wandering eye, and more like a nomadic eye. Mongolian conquerer eye? 2. Hang around me for over two minutes, and you'll hear "I'd hit that," roughly 2,337.8 times per hour. Not that I would actually have the courage to "hit" any of the "that," but I will say that I would. Hit. That. Comedy is my strong suit, not propper grammer. 3. If there's anything better than one hottie, it's two. Or 17. I'm such a pig. So, like I say, I was in the Wal-Marts parking lot, and I saw a trio of returning college students walking in. As is my custom, I went through my usual, "I'd hit that, I'd hit that, aaaaaand I'd hit that." It was in that Wal-Mart parking lot when I came up with something that I thought I'll take with me for the rest of my male chauvinist pig life:

That was the 'I'd Hit That-trickâ„¢

Like in hockey. Never mind.

status: published
lastmod: '2006-11-11T22:27:44.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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