Well, Pookie messed up and didn’t get me that book I needed. But am I upset? No. See, now I’m in full denial. Good, now I can get on with the rest of today.

I feel like I’m coated in bronze with molasses for blood. Real slow. But at least I got to talk to a hottie today (pooks). Who knows what other good goodness will happen tonight.

Me and the kids with some food. This had better work, or I’m gonna kill them all. I just pray that there are actually people there. And that I don’t suck. And that I actually teach them something. And one of them brings their older sister, who just happens to be back from Paris after a long photo shoot.

A boy can dream can’t he?