I It's bad when you're gossiping to your inner dialogue about how your inner monolog just WILL NOT SHUT UP II Girl 1: Honey, I think you're making a huge mistake here. Girl 2: What makes you say that? Girl 1: This guy you're marrying, he's a grade-A loser. You're marrying him for all the wrong reasons. Girl 2: But he's a good man, and he deserves some happiness in his life. Girl 1: Girl, you go on sympathy dates, you have sympathy sex, you do not get sympathy married! Girl 2: Then explain Star Jones.

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