Safari will crash, guaranteed, if I write a story in there and don't save it.

Stupid worthless piece of crap.

Worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless worthless browser.

Worthless.

status: published
lastmod: '2006-11-11T22:29:48.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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