9. Coca-Cola Zero's number 1 fan!

8. The one guy who didn't post anything about Reddit/Wired Google/JotSpot

7. Master of Technorati (I don't think that'd fly, though)

6. The guy who single-handedly moved himself from the Z-list all the way to the M-list, just by the sheer power of his own powers...and abilities...and bones and organs...

5. Pixel Thief

4. Mixmaster MacStanizzlebizzle

3. Joyent shill

2. ...anything but late for supper...

1. Prosumer Blogging Expert

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