1. I finish every story I write in one sitting
2. Have scars on my hand from...well, it's a long story
3. Operation Iraqi Freedom veteran
4. I listen to Contemporary Christian Music
5. Considering what I've done on, in, and around women, it's hard to believe that I'm technically a virgin
6. Technically
7. I don't drink or smoke, even though I loves me a good Black & Mild
8. While I love most of the stuff that comes from Apple, I don't like most of the people that use the stuff that comes from Apple
9. Been blogging since before it was called "blogging," around 1994
10. Everything I attempt I accomplish, most of the time being annoyingly just above average
11. Blind as a bat without my contacts, with them I can read the numbers on the bottom of the slides
12. Never seen what the big deal was about them reality TV shows
13. I'm extremely superstitious
14. This is my least favorite number
15. This was how old I was when I had enough credits to graduate from High School
16. Lived in Tennessee, Wisconsin, Iowa, Ohio, New Jersey, Virginia, Mississippi, Washington State, Alabama, Georgia, Kuwait, Iraq, Texas, and North Dakota
17. Drums, bass guitar, percussion - I am the rhythm section
18. Got my sense of humor from my Grandmother
19. Mom died in 1991, from brain cancer
20. Actually worry that the most significant thing I've done in my life was putting that More Cowbell page up
21. Can't stand sniveling, even though I always want to; it's fun to watch me being disgusted at myself for being in a position where I'm uncomfortable; to say I'm troubled is to say the very least
22. Honestly don't see what the big attraction drugs have
23. Mash-ups are the bomb
24. I've been described as random; I prefer "shuffle"
25. Professional-level funny
26. For no good reason, always surrounded and attracting, smart, good-looking women; I have no explanation for this
27. When I walk in a room, I can tell who is in the military
28. Carny-like skill at guessing people's age
29. Started blogging to get the chicks
30. When I did it, it was just called school
31. Descendent of both the Holts and the Harris's
32. Would give up every bit of talent and wit just to be a dumb jock
33. Near cat-like night vision
34. Cats, dogs, horses, and pretty much every animal like me
35. IBC Cream Sodaâ„¢ or nothing at all
36. I love oatmeal creme pies
37. I've suffered Pizza Hut to the tune of 100s of dollars of lost profit
38. Never watched a full episode of Seinfeld, and when I did watch, I could stare blankly without feeling the least amount of amusement
39. Can't make it through 5 seconds of watching any other show with people around without making wise-cracky jokes; and yes, you WILL laugh
40. Almost nobody knows what I'm talking about when I say "rocket-launching dog"
41. I still haven't got over trading in my Schmooo! game for wrestling
42. Speaking of bitterness...I will never forgive that jerk for wanting to get back on the road; every time I'm gonna score...
43. Got lost in that huge mall in Toronto when I was buying a Public Enemy tape
44. Sleep on the right side of the bed...or else!
45. One of the goals of my life is to make out in the back of a Mercedes Benz, in an open field
46. Never figured I'd get this far; not in the list, I mean, I can't believe I'm this old
47. Born October 21, 1971, for whatever that's worth
48. Graduated when I was 17, turned 18 in Basic, turned 21 in a dry county, and turned 30 in my parent's house; kill me now
49. Favorite artists in the 70s? Prince and Queen
50. Even though you're probably bored out of your mind by now, I'm starting to get into the swing of this; I don't get excited till I've been working on something for a half-an-hour or so...ladies...
51. To say my life has been charmed is a tremendous understatement
52. To say my life has been cursed is a tremendous understatement
53. Someday I will think I've done something meaningful in my life; not even my bronze star helps that much
54. Don't date me; I'll find a way to screw it up; trust me, I'll screw it up
55. I'm not a talker; I type about 300 times more than I talk
56. I'm not a stalker; I just like to find out every little thing about people I know and care about; it gets me in trouble
57. I'm not a walker; I love walking, but my joints have all kind of arthritis and bursitis and all kind of other itises so as to make me do more siting
58. I'm not a chalker; I have no idea what that means, but there's nothing I enjoy more that a running gag
59. One level of separation from about 300 celebrities; ugh! always one level; so close to Kevin Bacon, but always a bridesmaid
60. I'm totally serious when I say that though I am a genius with the English language, simile escapes me like a...thing...that escapes people
61. I hate smileys and LOL-type words
62. I say "I'd hit that" in my head in proportion to hittable girls in my ability to perceive; and that's a lot
63. MST3K, with Joel OR Mike, best show in the history of television
64. With the rack or not, I've never seen what the big deal with Lindsey Lohan is
65. As long as it's funny, I will do almost anything; yes, almost anything
66. Amongst the silly things I've done, none have ever been caught on camera, thank God
67. To show how creative I am, this is the first entry I've actually edited...yes, this is still the first sitting; the only reason I lost my train of thought was an IM session
68. Brown hair, blue eyes, nationality lost in antiquity
69. My mind is so far in the gutter, I'm ashamed to tell you I've been involved in the Church in some capacity for years
70. People from up north say I have a Southern accent, people from down south think I have a Northern accent
71. Missed that lesson on I before E or whatever it is in 2nd grade, still can't do it right
72. I love Riverdance; what? got a problem with that?
73. After being alone with me for 10 minutes, we will have inside jokes; trust me, we'll have a special bond
74. I never forget a face; it's annoying, because I see people I met ONCE and now I'm seeing them 15 years later, and I'm going, "no, that was just the guy in the Dallas Ft. Worth airport"
75. I can't remember names for anything; not even with people I should know better
76. Before I forget, people come up to me all the time and say, "don't I know you from [insert somewhere here]?" No, you haven't, but I get it ALL THE TIME
77. Called every Super Bowl correct since XIII
78. I am very much a butt-man; I can see the value in girl-chest and legs, but for my money, the butt's the best
79. I almost wrote "Every man I've ever killed was in self-defense" just to make you wonder how many it was; the answer is 0
80. Or...is it? I'm not telling
81. Because of my freaky dense muscle, I can move more metal than them other body-builder types, only I just look small; stupid genetics
82. Last went to a dentist on my own dime in 1996; last time the Army checked my mouth, no cavities, no nothing
83. I'm a wacky, madcap combination of anger, bitterness, joy, and humor
84. No matter how much I resent you and your actions towards me, I'll always take the high ground; that's why I grind my teeth so much
85. As I watched the towers fall on September 11th, I wasn't even surprised; I just figured it was the same guys who were trying to do it during the change of the millennium
86. The only place I ever liked living, weather-wise, was Iowa
87. This is where I normally get to, then put up to finish later, and finish in 7 or 8 years
88. I enlisted 2 days before Christmas, 1988
89. I will do nudity, but only if it's integral to the script, and I get to wear some sort of hearing protection to keep from hearing the laughter, and my co-star is forbidden from laughing and pointing
90. Not saying I can't get drunk, I'm saying that after no amount of consumption of alcohol have I even been drunk
91. Never been thrown by a horse
92. I have no fear of the dance-floor; so don't even try to battle me, cause kid don't play
93. I cannot be embarrassed by how stupid I act or how goofy I look; I will do anything for a laugh
94. I am embarrassed by even the shallowest platitude; honestly, I can't accept that I do anything right
95. The year I gave up listening to the radio, and started making my mind up - for everything
96. I didn't vote in 1996; what was the point?
97. You are reading this right now because I always wanted to have my own popular message board; I still want a popular message board
98. My Mom taught me to drink tea with nothing but tea in it
99. 99 Luftballons, Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont, Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All, Darum schickte ein General, 'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher, Alarm zu geben wenn's so wär, Dabei war'n dort am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons
100. I've always been better than most, but not one of the best; it's a blessing and a curse

All in one sitting, and this is the first period to end a line.

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