Yeah, I really need to get a life

To explain, this is a chart detailing where I've wasted my time this week. Not that this is all I've wasted it on, it's just that this is a good indicator of how I prioritize things. During my analysis, I noticed a certain MySpaciness to the results. Sadly, my life is becoming more involved with "the MySpace." Somehow, my college friends have figured out my secret hidden passwords, and found me out on the internets. Thus, my days of evading the real world appear crashing to a halt. Never fear, loyal readers (both of you), I'm not going anywhere! Mainly since I can't afford gas. But if I could, there's no way I'd leave you out on the lurch without your daily dose of almost-funny underwhelming stabs at humor. I'm cool like that. I'm also trying to figure out a cover story for why I'm just about as loser-y now as I was over ten years ago. Sure, all the ladies are enraptured by the glory that is MacStansbury, living god, but they sorta figure out I'm not the best thing they could have goin' on when I have to beg for busfare. First dates are so tough. The big thing is that I've got to figure out a way to make them believe I do something valuable with my time. Besides the podcasts. The podcasts show their merits without saying anything. Ironically, the focus groups tell me that would be the best way to increase their enjoyment of the podcasts. But I digress. This is the first in a line of thousands and millions of charts, guaranteed to make you almost think it's worth keeping this site bookmarked. Almost.

status: published
lastmod: '2006-10-26T06:38:37.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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