I was inspired to find the worst jokes as a young child, trying to make a mark in the world. It was with corny, cheesy jokes that I will be remembered. And the Piggly Wiggly I tried to knock over before the cops took me out.

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Page 1 Brings you back here Page 2 Attack of the coffin A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: 






BUMP...








BUMP...








BUMP...










Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.








BUMP...










BUMP...










BUMP...












Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him .










FASTER...










FASTER...












BUMP...














BUMP...












BUMP...










He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
















However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping .




















clappity-BUMP...












clappity-BUMP...












clappity-BUMP...










on his heels, the terrified man runs.









Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.






With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.


















Bumping and clapping toward him











The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!


















Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...






































and, 


































(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!) 




















































The coffin stops!

Find more reasons to hate me on Page 1

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