While fighting against evil, I pledged to keep the world updated on what Britney is doing with her life. At the time, she was unmarried and mildly sane. And this was rather a joy to do.

On to the links!

1. Our girl Britney is the most searched term in Yahoo! searches. I have no idea why.

2. You don't think that was planned, do you?

3. Ireland/India - same thing. Ireland tells us KFed is doing fine. Just fine. Especially after watching Britney skank it up with Paris Hilton, you know he's thinking everything is looking up! And it is!

4. KFedEX: James Bond times 20. I take offense at the notion that he comes anywhere close to my level of shameless self-promotion. I mean, does he even have a category? Huh? Huh?

Lookie: The Britney Tracker keeps you up-to-date on what else the poor girl keeps on doing to herself. Well, most of the time. Lately it's just been sitting there, idle.

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author: John Stansbury
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