While fighting against evil, I pledged to keep the world updated on what Britney is doing with her life. At the time, she was unmarried and mildly sane. And her private parts were...private...

On to the links!

1. Mmmkay, as you may or may not know, Britey moved from a precious flower this week, to a graceful woman. Any by that, I mean, had a paparazzi shot of her crotch. And, thanks to the wonder that is Tailrank, I don't have to talk about that one, isolated incident, ever again.

2. Oh. Crap. And there's more...ugh...

3. Instead of endlessly posting links to Britney's privates, let's just call it a BSS, shall we? Please? Please?

4. For the love of all that is Holy (quick! reword!) for all that is...uh...left to the imagination...just be over with!

Lookie: The Britney Tracker keeps you up-to-date on what else the poor girl keeps on doing to herself.

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lastmod: '2006-11-29T22:34:24.000Z'
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