Yesterday, I had my internet knocked out, and I missed out on this Piece of news of discovery of oil to send TXHE flying!!! Yes, I didn't get the chance to get in on this. Just look at what happened yesterday:

corporation: Texhoma Energy Ticker: TXHE last price : $0.08 Target Price: $O.27

Yeah, I then ran - RAN - to my stock-ticker price thing, and tried to look it up, because I had to get in on that deal!

Okay, so it doesn't seem to be real. But, no, no, it's real! Oh, good, I would hate to think this was just some sort of scam. But, how could it be? Listen to how great this sounds:

Here you can find a trade mark new entry into the Red Hot energy sector. Texhoma's business model projected profits with oil at $30 a barrel. What do you think the income statement account is going to exhibit with oil at its last price ? We call them ROYAL profits! But it's the statement of this fresh discovery of oil that is really going to execute this one take off!!! With a conjunction of sound, proven management, Awfully Lucrative producing sector, and UNTHINKABLE Piece of news, this stock is going to fly up on Tuesday!!! Participants should catch TXHE as early as possible on Tuesday. This News item is going to send it off the charts! We all know that in the oil business it's the important statement that make these stocks blow cool!!!

ROYAL profits! ROYAL! ROYAL!!!!!!!!!! Now if I could just figure out why my broker keeps laughing at me. STOP THE PRESSES UPDATE: I think I may have been had.

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lastmod: '2006-11-07T01:17:48.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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