Spoiler Alert!
This is just to warn you. I will be giving out advanced notice of something that happens in a movie that you won’t know unless I tell you, or you see the movie.

In the fifteen years I’ve been reviewing and spoiling the movie experiences for fans of all ages, I have never been so confused by something that seems so easy. I’ll explain.

This weeks spoiler is for not one, not two, but three movies that I will ruin for you. That is, of course, if I could figure out what in the world this movie, uh, movies is, uh, are about.

Magnolia Pictures gives us The Trilogy. In fact, there are three different movies, all with the same characters, doing the same thing in three different genres. And in all of them, I can never understand where the droids are.

I mean, really, how can you have a trilogy without hobbits, droids and/or Harrison Ford, the Enterprise, Superman, that guy from "Teenwolf," dinosaurs, the mafia, aliens, evil dead, cannibals, Neo, apes that evolved from man?!?, or Jay and Silent Bob?

So, here’s the spoiler:

You know, I can’t spoil this movie. Movies. Whatever.

Aren’t you satisfied with all the links? Isn’t that enough for you?

Okay, here’s another movie the lovely and talened iCal tells me: Miracle. It’s from Disney. Find it yourself.

This is the story of the US Olympic Hockey team from the 1980 games.

So here’s the real spoiler:

They win the game. It’s a miracle!

The thing that disturbs me most is how right Kurt Russel’s hair looks.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

*this is, in fact, a lie

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lastmod: '2006-11-17T06:07:27.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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