Spoiler Alert!
This is just to warn you. I will be giving out advanced notice of something that happens in a movie that you won’t know unless I tell you, or you see the movie. Or you've...oh, I can't even snark on this...

This week's movie is called Casino Royale and it's about a casino that's all royal. Okay, it's yet another James Bond, 007, movie. And, since the franchise is getting a little long in the tooth, let's figure out a way to spice it up.

How to spice it up.

Spice it up.

Hmm.

What in the world to the kids like these days, and we can stick in there?

Hmm.

I've got it! NUDITY!!! That's much better than coming up with movies we could give a crap about! Nakedness, that'll get the butts in seats!

Does anybody even care about this series anymore? "We'll just slap some skin in there, as much as we can and keep the PG-13." They call that marketing genius. Makes me not even to want to spoil it (like I could).

So, here’s the spoiler:

I seem to recall something about nudity. Not clear on what it was.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

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