Guess who made up one of them Amazon aStore things?

No, not him.

No, not her. Not him either.

No, not him. No. Nope. Not him either.

You're really lousy at guessing, you know that?

Try me.

No, not him, either. I meant me. No, it's me. I created one.

NO, not her! Come on, it's me! Me! ME!

You can see it here for now, with the mandatory tutorial whenever I get my incredibly lazy self to writing it. Which could be next June for all I do these days.

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author: John Stansbury
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