I guess there's no other way to say this, so I'll just come out and say it.

It's hard for me though. The saying it, I mean. It's hard to say it.

Okay, here goes.

We...need some time apart. No, no, it's not you, it's me. I've been thinking about things...we need to think about stuff.

Look, I know it's tough, but we've really come to the point where I know that I'm either going to give everything away for you, or we're just gonna call it quits. Honestly, this is a little heavy for me.

No, no, stop it. Don't start throwing around those accusations that you know nothing about! I am in complete control of my Madden habits. I can quit anytime I want.

And no, you have not been listening to anything I have been saying! It's because I love you so much that I had been staying away to keep us from getting old.

Look, it's not like this is the end! This isn't a period, it's like one of them things with all the dots...I forget what they're called...the little dot-things...

But that's not important. What's important is that we need some time to chill. Possibly use other electronic devices with hard drives capable of playing games. Like, Madden 2006, for example. Not that I have that, or was even thinking about that, but I was just using that as an example.

So, I hope you get this letter and you don't freak out or nothing.

Yours Faithfully,

MacStansbury

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lastmod: '2006-11-01T02:53:04.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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