RE: the 30 emails sent to me this morning. I would very much like to hear more about my the loss of erectoin. I'm further intrigued that EVEN if you have no erectoin problems SOFT CIAXLIS would help you to bring back some romantic moments that u lost in past. Finally, someone who could help with either the problem I have, or might have someday, or don't have at all! I'm so amazed that you Just disolve half a pil under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes. SOFT CIAULIS! You just don't know how much this will work out so well for me. It makes your lovemaking incredible! But wait, what's that you say? VISIT US TODAY, AND GET OUR SPECIAL 70% DISCTOUNT OFER! IT JUST CAN NOT GET ANY BETTER!!! Oh, wait a second, can I get this shipped, discretely to my home? Instant shipping worldwide. Absolutely CONFIDENTIAL and SECURE purchase. AWESOME! So, what's the web address? Hello? Hey, Mr. Spammer guy, did you just send out billions of spam emails, and forget to add any web addresses or places to buy your drugs? Uh, yeah, you did. Nice job. Just for fun, here's the rest of the email, amazing with the funky references to sports and computers:

"Not really. You see, by then I had come to believe in the Visitation, At 1.7Ghz, and 512mb RAM the computer is nimble but not quick. Think Steve Young vs Michael Vick. Bootup takes about 1 minute to completely boot. There is about 4 seconds of overhead due to the VAIO Boot animation (which you can shut off using Sony's VAIO CENTRAL control panel applet). The unit runs standard applications with hardly any lag. I did not test games but have included the standard benchmark results below. The laptop has yet to hang while I type this review (on battery power) nor has it ever stuttered while running on AC.

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