I was wrong about thinking them male sexual disfunction were the worst commercials on TV. They absolutely ruin football games. And were the worst thing, ever.

Well, till tonight.

Tonight, there was a commercial for some female birth control thing was on. That was freak'n spooky. And disturbing.

I'm scared. I need someone to hold me.

status: published
lastmod: '2006-11-07T22:49:14.000Z'
author: John Stansbury
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