I wrote this on October 13, 2004. I show it off to you, so you will know my great sorrow in that she left the hair-cutting place to work somewhere else. I am still trying to get through this:

Today I met a lady who cuts hair at the haircut place in the mall. And with my typical tradition, I forgot her name. But I know she's hot. And she's got pants that have holes cut in them for her smock. It's a haircutting smock. And she's blonde. And has perfect teeth. How I know this is she told me. I somehow got onto my braces, and she told me that she never had braces. And she also told me she doesn't get sick. I don't believe that either. She said that when she looked back at old pictures that she was in, she looked like a scared little girl. Now how come is it that I don't believe that could happen. Also, she likes the NASCAR. So she isn't perfect. And she's got really short attention span syndrome, or what I like to call, no taste, and she never sees any movies. Yet she can watch guys driving in a circle for hours. There must be something Freudian in that. It was the longest haircut of my life, taking an entire hour. And by the title and how I keep rambling on about it, I wasn't upset it took so long. That's a good haircut. And it really is! I told her to keep the bangs long, and she did. It took her a while because the bangs are tough to blend with such a short side. I think she either owns the shop or is one of the owners. I love the small businesses. I want a small businesses. I gave her a $2 tip. I have no idea why.

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